Get Naked!!

2006/2/9 上午 03:51:36

星期四：
晚上除了玩魔獸世界(WOW)之外，我最常做的事，就是去一個專門收錄有關這遊戲的影片網站，叫Warcraft Movies，上面有一大堆相關的影片，每一部影片少說都是50-500mb的大小，我就針對自己想要看的影片去下載來看。

看別的玩家錄製的對決影片，有助於我玩遊時遇到敵人的反應，當我看到其它玩家的高超技巧影片時，我就會想辦法把它學起來，然後在遊戲裡面應用。

看這些影片檔還有一個樂趣，那就是錄製的玩家，總是會放一些很搖滾的音樂或是很煽情的歌來都做背景，只要我覺得不錯聽，我就會想辦法把它找到放給自己聽。

剛好有一部影片，內容是一個玩家把角色脫光光，不透過服裝所提供的屬性來殺敵，以證明他的技巧很厲害，而他所提供的背景音樂超屌，屌到我徹夜也要把這首歌給找到。

這歌詞的內容幾乎是把美國A片會講到的器官、動作、以及「呼哈哈」時的台詞全都放進去了，所以我實在不好意思翻譯（我舉個例：cock 這個字，最符合它的翻譯詞就是「雞巴」，我實在很怕我把歌詞全翻出來，該講到的髒話全都講光光，那就不符合立子異言堂寓教娛樂老少皆宜的平民風格了），有看不懂的生字，請勤翻字典吧。

哦對了，這首歌的歌名叫「Get Naked」，比較文雅的講法是「脫光光」，不過我比較喜歡翻成「滕口藍」……

哦還有，真想要我翻歌詞的話，我是可以翻，只是這可能會是限量發表吧，不是每個人我都會給的，噗…

http://www.wahahaha.idv.tw/pic4/2006-02-09-gn.WMA

Methods Of Mayhem Get Naked

Tommy Lee:
Seventy seven million dollars made
From watchin' me cum under the sun
On my vacation (after hours on Spectravision) shootin'
My jizzy jizzum the woody
Has rissy rizen I ain't gettin'
Paid to entertain your bridal showers
Rockin my porno tape for hours n hours
Clitoris's are fearin me it's bigger than Ron Jeremy

Fred Durst:
Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

Lil Kim & Tommy Lee (Chorus):
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock till you hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Naked)
Ride the cock till you hit the spot

George Clinton:
Roof roof
Doin' it dogy style
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay

Tilo:
The little Geisha ho from tokyo aho said she
Could blow ten dollas love me long time in a limo
For really doh
I'm just try in to fly with the flows freak up some hoes
Blow up the showsmake a little dough-ho I
As if you didn't know back to the stripclub freakin' up some ho-ho's
Swingin' my dingaling it ain't no thing

Tommy Lee & Tilo:
It's those intergalatic ho's who come down in those
Space probes five green hienas
Representin with no clothes
Mix Master Mike, Mix Master Mike
Makin' the pussy tight
No jimmy no gimme no lust
In the Methods of Mayhem we trust!
Its a must so rip off yer clothes and expose yer BUST!

Fred Durst:
Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

(Chorus)

You only Love me when you want punanny

Lil Kim:
Queen bitch red lipstick
The all black harlot call me black Barbie
Fuck a blow job it's a motherfuckin' hobbie
Under 7 inches uhh sorry
Minute men I can't fuck wit them
I like to ride the cock till you hit the spot
Uhh come on baby make it hot
Got a convertable drop the top
Before we do a thing I want the diamonds and the rings
The furs the minks the jewels the links
You know I'm freaky so ya got to eat me and uh
I know you hate it but uh
GET NAKED!

Lil Kim & Tommy Lee:
You ain't lickin' this
You ain't stickin' this we don't want the dick

Fuck the cunt games you girls can't complain
And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains

(Chorus)